A new series, The Lowe’s Files, will debut on TV on August 2. Over nine episodes, the program will take a closer look at unsolved mysteries, such as an underwater alien base off the coast of California. (whoa, Michael, this is actually about Rob Lowe, not Lowe’s Cos. It’s The Lowe Files, not Lowe’s Files. —your level-headed Editor)
Um, never mind then.